Hate it when slobs breed.

I once had a roommate who was a single mother & possibly a crackhead. Baby diapers just thrown everywhere missing the bin or mixed in with recyclables & I literally had to dump all her trash out in a fat fucking pile every week & sort through them with gloves. I was mad enough to make her do it herself but it would be pointless & a huge waste of my time because I would have to supervise her throughout the entire process.

Where I live…
*only certain items are recyclable
*rules are EXTREMELY specific
*very few people bother to do the research & their crap stays curbside uncollected forever encouraging maggots, ants, rodents, etc.
*overweight bags are not collected
*if there’s one item in your recycle that is not recyclable, even if someone’s stoopidassed snotty shrimplet threw their broken wooden finger skateboard in there, it’s not getting collected
*paper recycle has to be separated from container recycle in different blue bags or blue boxes
*sharp broken objects or glass have to be paper-bagged or encased in a taped-up cardboard box to avoid injuries to the workers handling your trash or you get fined

I really detest some breeders. It honestly seems only idiots/jackasses/junkies/flakes/crazies/derelicts are fertile & perfectly kind/wonderful/brilliant people are not. Almost bought champagne when that betch moved out. My other roommates couldn’t stand her either. We damn near jizzed our pants when she returned the keys & left us for good.

Hate it when slobs breed.